Catalogue
Product Ranges
Each range comes with its own certificates, seals, and an entirely fabricated authority structure.
Irreverent · Australian · Officially Unhinged
Bureau of Fuckery
Rude prank certificates for mates, coworkers, group chats and absolute liabilities.
- World's Biggest Fuckhead
- Certified Dumbass
- Lifetime Achievement in Fuckery
- Official Menace
- Public Nuisance Verified
- Low Trust Individual
Silly · Wholesome · Lightly Unhinged
Department of Nonsense
Family-friendlier absurd certificates for the wholesome chaos crowd.
- Certified Silly Goose
- Licensed Snack Inspector
- Professional Overthinker
- Official Vibe Consultant
- Advanced Diploma in Yapping
Corporate · Passive-Aggressive · HR-Tolerant
Office Crimes Division
Workplace prank certificates for the colleagues who deserve formal recognition.
- Reply-All Offender
- Meeting That Could've Been an Email Award
- Spreadsheet Goblin
- Professionally Unhelpful
- Calendar Menace
Loving · Slightly Bitter · Highly Specific
Relationship Registry
Partner and friendship joke certificates for daily domestic war crimes.
- Certified Blanket Thief
- Remote Control Hoarder
- Excessive Yapper
- Selective Listener
- Snack Thief
Legalese · Petty · Threatening (jokingly)
Petty Legal Notices
Fake legal-looking notices for low-stakes high-energy disputes.
- Cease and Desist Being Annoying
- Formal Notice of Excessive Yapping
- Public Nuisance Declaration
- Final Warning for Bad Behaviour
Sporting · Mocking · Mandatory
Fantasy League Punishments
Group and fantasy sports certificates for the league's tragic legends.
- Wooden Spoon Champion
- Draft Disaster
- Trade Deadline Clown
- Bench Points Merchant
- Biggest Fumble of the Season