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Bureau of Fuckery
Rude prank certificates for mates, coworkers, group chats and absolute liabilities.
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Grade A Fuckhead
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Severe Fuckery Risk
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Unfit for Group Chat
Emotionally Damaging Since Birth
Bureau of Fuckery
Certificate of Recognition
— World's Biggest Fuckhead —
This is to certify that
Josh
has been formally classified, after extensive review, as a
World's Biggest Fuckhead
For exemplary services to ongoing fuckery.
Authorised Signatory
Issued by: Anonymous Concerned Citizen
Date: 2026-07-10
Verify: /verify/BOF-2026-000421
This certificate is a joke and has no legal, professional, government, emotional, spiritual or moral authority.
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Risk: Severe
World's Biggest Fuckhead
Seal: Grade A Fuckhead
Risk: High
Certified Dumbass
Seal: Certified Liability
Risk: Critical
Lifetime Achievement in Fuckery
Seal: Repeat Offender
Risk: Severe
Public Nuisance Verified
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Risk: High
Most Likely to Make It Worse
Seal: Low Trust Individual
Risk: Severe
Certified Menace
Seal: Official Menace
Risk: Moderate
Chronically Incorrect
Seal: Chronically Incorrect
Risk: Critical
Emotionally Damaging Since Birth
Seal: Emotionally Damaging Since Birth