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Bureau of Fuckery
Certificate of Recognition
— World's Biggest Fuckhead —
This is to certify that
Josh
has been formally classified, after extensive review, as a
World's Biggest Fuckhead
For repeated crimes against common sense and group chat morale.
Authorised Signatory
Issued by: Anonymous Concerned Citizen
Date: 2026-07-10
Verify: /verify/BOF-2026-000421
This certificate is a joke and has no legal, professional, government, emotional, spiritual or moral authority.
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Verification
BOF-2026-000421
Recipient
Josh
Risk Level
Severe
Appeal
Denied
Status
Verified
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